Boyfriend Banane Ke Faayde
Boyfriend Banane Ke Faayde

Boyfriend Banane Ke Faayde

Bhaktjano aajkal aap koi bhi kaam karein, yadi usmein faayda na ho to koi bhi kaam karne mein maza nahi aata hai. Ab hum aapko batane jaa rahe hain ki zindagi mein boyfriend arthaat premi hone ke kya-kya fayde hain.

1. Mobile bill se chhutkara:

Boyfriend se hamesha pyaar bhari baatein karein, aur baaton baaton mein usse har hafte 100-200 ka recharge apne number pe karva lein, pata to chale aapki mohobbat mein kitna dum hai.

2. Free mein ghumne ka saadhan:

Yadi aapke paas boyfrind hoga to seedhi baat hai ki wo aapke sang ghumne jaayega, aur isi bahane aapko naye-naye logon se aur nayi-nayi jagahon mein ghumne ka mauka bhi milega, wo bhi muft mein.

3. Ghar ke kaam mein madad:

Aaj ke zamane mein asli ladki wahi hai jo apne boyfriend se har tarah ke kaam karva le, Isiliye apne boyfriend se aap apne ghar ke kaam jaise ki- Kapde dhulvana, bartan dhulvana, aata pisvana ityaadi kaarya bade hi pyaar se karva sakti hain.

4. Free mein shopping ki vyavastha:

Boyfrind hoga to free mein shopping bhi ho jayegi. Is baat ki guranty hamari.

5. Meethi meethi baatein karne waala namoona:

Zindagi mein koi to aisa hona chahiye bhakton jo aapse pyar bhari, meethi meethi baatein karei, aur ye kaam ye boyfriend naamal praani badi hi achhe se karte hain.

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Girlfriend Banane Ke 5 Faayde
Girlfriend Banane Ke 5 Faayde

Girlfriend Banane Ke 5 Faayde

Hamare purush bhakton ne humse poochha hai ki jeevan mein premika ke hone ke kya faayde hain. Atah aaj hum batayenge ki jeeven mein Girlfriend hone ke kya-kya faayde hain.

1. Doston mein aapki izzat bad jaati hai:

Ye jeevan ka ek kadva sach hai bhakton. Aajkal usi ladke ki har koi izzat karta hai jiski girlfriend hoti hai. Bina girlfriend waalo ko koi nahi poochhta hai.

2. Aap apne dil ka dard usse share kar sakte hain:

Apne dil ka dard karne ke liye aapke paas ek sachha saathi hota hai. (Kintu sachhai to yah hai ki jiske pass girlfriend hoti hai uska hi dimaag hamesha kharaab rehta hai).

3. Aapki har baat maanne waala koi aapke paas hota hai:

Girlfrind banane se aapke paas ek aisa insaan ho jaata hai jo aapki har baat maanta hai. (Kintu bada waala sach to yah hai ki hota iska ulta hai, aur hamesha ladke hi joru ke ghulaam bane rehte hain).

4. Aapke bigadne ka khatra nahi rahta:

Ladko ke ghar waale hamesha chintit rehte hain ki kahin unka ladka bigad naa jaaye, kitu sach ye hai ki ek baar ladke ki girlfriend ban jaaye to phir bigadne ke liye aur kuch nahi rehta.

5. Facebook mein aapke post danadan like hote hain:

Jee haan, yadi aapke paas girlfriend ho to aap facebook mein jo kuch bhi daalenge wo like zaroor kiya jaata hai. Sabse pehle aapki girlfriend use like aur comment karegi, uske baad ladki ka comment dekhkar aapke sabhi dost bhi usmein comment karne ko betaab hue jaayenge.

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Boyfriend Ko Bewakoof Banane Ke Tarike
Boyfriend Ko Bewakoof Banane Ke Tarike

Boyfriend Ko Bewakoof Banane Ke Tarike

Aaj ka hamara gyaan duniya ki un ladkiyon ke liye hai jo ek saath kam se kam 3-4 ladko se prem prasang chalati hain. Aisi kanyaon ke liye hum le aaye hain Boyfriend ko bewakoof banane ke upaay.

1. Emotional atyachar se use past kar do:-

Ladko ko apni baaton mein aise phasao ki wo kabhi bhi aapke khilaaf kuch bhi bolne ki himmat hi na kar saken.

2. Hamesha uski taarife karo:-

Ladko ki taarif mein koi bhi kasar na chhodo. Chahe uski shakal kisi bandar se kam na ho, phir bhi use kaho ki wo is duniya ka sabse smart insaan hai.

3. Baat baat par usse jhagda karo:-

Jab bhi aap apne doosare wale boyfriend se phone mein baat karo aur beech mein uska phone aa jaye, phir wo ye pooche ki kisse baat kar rahi thee, to usse aisa jhagda karo ki use uski naani yaad aa jaaye.

4. Usse zyaada se zyaada kharcha karvao:-

Har ladke se itna kharcha karao ki agar kal use tumhare doosare wale boyfriend ke baare mein pata chal bjhi jaaye to use tum par kiye hue kharcho ki yaad tumse zuda na kar sake.

5. Uske upar shakki insaan hone ka ilzaam laga do:-

Jab bhi ladko ko ye shak ho ki aap unhe bewakoof bana rahi hain, aur aapka prem prasang doosare ladko ke sang bhi chal raha hai to us ladke ke upar shakki boyfriend hone ka ilzaam laga do, shakki insaan ke ilzaam se wo zindagi mein dubara aap par shak karne se pehle hazaar baar sochega.

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Facebook Mein Ladki Patane Ke 10 Tarike
Facebook Mein Ladki Patane Ke 10 Tarike

Facebook Mein Ladki Patane Ke 10 Tarike

Hamare purush bhakton ne ye sochkar facebook mein apna account banaya tha ki wo bhi kisi ladki ko patane ka karnama kar sakenge, kintu unhe safalta nahi mili. Aur hamare hote hue hamare bhakt safal na hon ye ho sakta hai? Isiliye hum le aaye hain 10 laajawaab tarike, jinse ladki to kya uski saheli bhi patgi.

1. Har Ladki Ke Liye Ek Account:- Aajkal ek ladki patane se kaam nahi chalta, kabhi bhi breakup hone ki sambhavna hamesha bani rehti hai. Isiliye kam se kam 10-11 facebook account bana daalo, aur har ek ac se kam se jitna ho sake utni ladkiyon ko request bhejo, kahin na kahin to safalta milegi.

2. Apni Photo Na Lagakar Kisi Angrez Ki Photo Lago:- Aajkal ki ladkiyan angrezon ki photo lagane wale ladko ko bada hosiyaar aur samajhdaar samajhti hain, atah turant apni photo hatalo aur kisi gore chitte angrez ki photo laga daalo.

3. Shero Shayri Ki Bharmar Se Wall Post Bhar Daalo:- Apni facebook wall mein har 10 minute mein dard bhare sheron – shayri ki barsaat kar daalo, kya pata kon si shayri kaunsi waali ka dil jeet le.

4. Poke Naamak Yantra Ka Bharpoor Upyog Karo:- Jitni bhi ladkiyan tumhe dikhein, chahe wo tumhari friend list mein hon ya nahi, har ek ko poke kar daalo, jiska-jiska poke waapas aaya samjho waha sambhavna poori hai.

5. Baaton Ke Sher Bano:- Chahe tum ek number ke darpoke ho, lekin jab usse baat karo to aise karo jaise tum is duniya ke sabse bade dabbang aadmi ho.

6. Mobile Number Milte Hi 100 Ka Recharge Karva Do:- Jaise hi dosti aage bade aur ladki apna number tumhe de, sabse pehle uska phone kam se kam 100 se recharge kara daalo. Paise mein badi taakat hoti hai bhakton, uske baad dekho kamaal.

7. Din Mein Kam Se Kam 5 Angrezi Gaane Share Karo:- Chahe tumhe angrezi gaane samajh mein na aate hon, phir bhi din mein kam se kam 5-10 angrezi gaane post karte jao, use lagna chahiye ki tum lambi race ke ghode ho.

8. Duniya Ka Sabse Shareef Insaan Banne Ka Dhong Karo:- Chahe tum kitne hi bade dhokebaaz kyun na ho, kintu facebook mein ladki se dosti hote hi usse aise baatein karo jaise tum is duniya ke sabse shareef insaan ho. Aur tum hi uske sapho ke rajkumar ho.

9. Paisa Fek Tamasaha Dekh:- Usse jaise hi dosti ho jaaye us par paisa kharch karna shuru kar do, chahe apne doston se paise udhaar magne padein, maang lo, aur kisi raaja ki tarah us par paisa udao, baad mein tumhara baaja bajega iski 100 taka zimmedari hamari.

10. Uske Post Ko Like Aur Comment Se Rang Daalo:- Wo ladki chahe jo kuch bhi status update kare, uske har status/photo ityadi mein tumhara like aur comment avashya hona chahiye, Yadi wo ye likhe ki aaj uska accident ho gaya, us status ko bhi like karo, aur neeche likho hahahaha maza aa gaya. Phir dekho kamal.

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Free Mein Apna Manpasand Khana Khane Ke 6 Tareeke
Free Mein Apna Manpasand Khana Khane Ke 6 Tareeke

Free Mein Apna Manpasand Khana Khane Ke 6 Tareeke

Aajkal ki mehengai mein apni pasand ka khana khana itna mushkil ho gaya hai jaise jalti hui aag mein haath daalkar koi cheez nikaalna. Aapki isi chinta ko door karne ke liye Dhongibaba ki chatur khopdi se hum laaye hain kuch aise achook tareeke ki aap apne man pasand ki cheezein bhi kha jaaoge aur aapki jeb bhi dheele nahi hogi.

1. Mehmannavazi:- Aaj hi apne dost ya rishtedar ke yahan mehman banke jaaiye, aur jo bhi khana ho uska hukm dekar jee bharke khaiye.

2. Shadiyon Mein:- Shadi ka nimantran ho ya na ho, iska tension na lein, bas bina nimantran ke bhi jaiye aur jee bharke khaiye.

3. Yaar Dost Ko Fasakar:- Apne doston se baat baat par party lo, koi bhi mauka haath se na jaane do. Chahe wo 5 Rs waala pen kharide ya 5000 waala mobile.

4. Hotel Wale Se Dosti Karke:- Kisi achhe se hotel ke maalik se yaari dosti badha lo. Dosti ka aad mein tum wo sab kha sakoge jo sapne mein bhi na socha hoga tumne.

5. Padosi Ko Bewakoof Banakar:- Apne padosi ke yahan khoob mel jol badha lo. Aur padosi ko kuch khane ka order dene ko kaho. Aur jitna ho sake utna zyaada ordet dekar apne padosi ki khatiya khadi karva do.

6. Hotel Mein Kisi Ajnabi Ko Apna Batakar:- Hotel mein jaakar kisi bhi ajnabi ke gale se lipat jaao. Aur use ye yakin dila do ki wo tumhe achhe se jaanta hai. Bas uske baad is ajnabi ke saath kha pikar uska itna bil baitha do ki agli baar wo apne sachhe dost ko bhi hotel mein na mile.

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Aap Ka Rashifal

Aapke aane waale kal ko aaj hi jaaniye. Dekhiye aapka aane waala kal mein kya hone waala hai.

Mesh Rashi: Padosion se khatra hai, sachet rahein.

Vrish Rashi: Mobile ke saare messages turant delete kar do, warna lafde mein padh sakte ho.

Mithun Rashi: Roothe yaar ko turant mana lo, warna pol khul sakti hai.

Kark Rashi: Nahate samay gaana avashya gaayein, warna anhoni hone ke sanket hain.

Sinh Rashi: Bandaron ko ganne ka juice pilane se dhan laabh hoga.

Kanya Rashi: Koi tumhara pyaar tumse chhen sakta hai, apne pyaar se chipak kar rahein.

Vrischik Rashi: Raat ke 12 baje full aawaz mein gaane chalao. Anyatha chori ka khatra hai.

Dhanu Rashi: Agle 3 dino tak bilkul bhi meetha na khayein, warna sapne mein bhoot aa sakte hain.

Makar Rashi: Kisi ‘N’ naamak dost ko party dein, aage chalkar uski kaafi zaroorat hone waali hai.

Kumbh Rashi: Kisi mandir ya maszid ke saamne jaakar photo khichalo, paap kam honge.

Tula Rashi: Tumhara pehla pyaar tumhari zindagi mein waapas aakar tumhari band baja sakta hai, abhi se usse bachne ki taiyari kar lo.

Meen Rashi: Pyaar mein daraar aa sakti hai. Koi kareebi dost pyaar mein daraar daal sakta hai.

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Rowdy Rathore ka ‘Rowdy’ Review
Rowdy Rathore ka 'Rowdy' Review

Rowdy Rathore ka 'Rowdy' Review

Kal humne dekhi ‘Rowdy Rathore’. Kya kehne is film ke. Hamare Mr Khiladi yaani ki Akshay bete ne ye saabit kar diya ki wo hi filmi duniya ke asli khiladi hain. Kya zabardast abhinay kiya hai, use dekhke to hum mantra mugdh ho gaye hain, aur us par beti Sonakshi ke bholepan aur laajawaab abhinay ne to hamara dil aise jeet liya jaise Team India ne world cup jeeta tha. Film ke shuru se ant tak, bus hum to taarif pe taarif taarif pe taarif karte reh gaye. Prabhu deva mahoday ne akshaya bete ke saath ‘chinta ta ta chitta chitta’ mein jab apna nratya dikhaya to hum bhi dance kiye bina nahi reh paaye. Dhishum-Dhishum, Draama, Nautanki sab kuch hai is film mein. To bhaktjano hamari maano to ab zyaada samay na gavao aur jald se jald dekhkar aao ‘Rowdy Rathore’. Aur haan, hamare moochhon waale bhakt, aap is film ko dekhkar kahiyega “Mein jo bolta hun wo mein karta hun, aur jo mein nahi bolta hun, wo to mein definitely karta hun”

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Ladki ke baap dvaara Love Marrige aur Arrange Marrige mein poochhe jaane waale sawalo mein fark.

Bhaktjano aaj hum aapko batayenge ki Jab ek ladka jo ki ek ladki se pyaar karta hai, to use ladki ke baap ke se kis tarah ke sawaal poochhe jaate hain, aur jab wahi ladka arrange marrige ke liye kisi ladki ke baap ke paas jaata hai to kya hota hai.

Dhongibaba

Love Marrige Karte Sanay Ladki Ke Baap Dvaara Poochhe Jaane Waale Sawaal:-

1- Kitna kamate ho.

2- Kya guarenty hai ki meri beti ko hamesha khush rakhoge.

3- Meri beti ko maine bade pyaar se paala hai, tumhari itni si salary mein meri beti khush nahi reh sakti.

4- Daaru ya beedi cigrate to nahi peete.

5- Itne chhote se ghar mein mein apni beti nahi dunga.

6- Sirf pyar ke sahare zindagi nahi chalti.

Ab Dekho Arrange Marrige Mein Baap Ke Sawaal:- (Ladke ki salry pehle wale se bhi kam, ladka ek no ka sharabi.)

1. Beta ghar dhoondne mein koi takleef to nahi hui.

2. Arre beta paisa kam ho ya zyaada kya farak padta hai, pyar hona chahiye bas.

3. Sab theek hoga hum hain na saath mein.

4. Meri beti ne bade achhe karam kiye honge jo aap jaisa daamad mila.

5. Arre aajkal kaun nahi peeta.

6. Beta shadi jitni jaldi ho jaate utna achha hai.

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Ishaqzaade Ka Review
Ishaqzaade Ka Review

Ishaqzaade Ka Review

Bhaktjano is Ravivar humne IPL se tang aakar Ishaqzaade dekh daali. Aur yakeen maaniye bhakton, poora paisa wasool film hai. Naye kalakaron ne jo abhinay dikhaya hai hum to bas aascharya chakit ho gaye hain, ek baar nahi humne to 3 baar dekh daali. Arjun Kapoor, Parineeti Chopra, aur Gauhar Khan ne jo kalakari dikhayi hai, hum to bas waah waaah waaahhhhhhh hi karte reh gaye. Aur film ka wo geet, mein pareshan pareshan pareshan…humne to is geet ko suna to hum to apni saari pareshani bhool baithe. Is film ki hum jitni taarif karein wo kam hai, bas itna hi kahenge an zyaada waqt na gavayein aur aaj hi ye film “Ishaqzaade” dekhkar aayein.

Kalyaan ho ;-)

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Mother’s day ke din apni Mummy ko duniya ki sabse achhi Mummy saabit karne ke 9 tarike!!

Saal ke 365 din mein jo hamara sabse zyaada khayaal rakhti hai wo hai maa. Bhagwaan se bhi badhkar jo hai wo hai Maa. Jiske kadmon tale jannat hoti hai wo hai Maa. Subah uthne se lekar raat ko sone tak jo hamare liye sabse zyaada chintit rehti hai wo hai Maa. To bhaktjano is Mother’s day ke din apni Mummy ke liye kuch aisa kijiye ki bas ye din unki zindagi ka sabse yaadgaar din ban jaaye. To ye hain kuch aise upaay jinko karne se aap ban jaaoge is duniya ke sabse achhe bachhe ban jaaoge…

Mother's day ke din apni Mummy ko duniya ki sabse achhi Mummy saabit karne ke 9 tarike!!

Mother's day ke din apni Mummy ko duniya ki sabse achhi Mummy saabit karne ke 9 tarike!!

1. Subah uthte hi Mummy ke pair chhu lo, aur unke liye chai-coffee unke bister mein lekar jaao, apne haathon se banakar.

2. Apni Mummy ki doston ko apne ghar par bula lo,(bina Mummy ko bataye) aur Mummy ki taraf se unhe ek zordar party de daalo.

3. Mummy aur Papa ke liye kisi hotel mein shaam ke khaane ka prabandh karo. (Yaad rahe Mummy Papa ke alawa aur koi nahi jaayega, tum bhi nahi)

4. Mummy ko apni kamai se ya apni pocket money se ek aisa uphaar do jise wo hamesha apne paas rakh sakein.

5. Apne facebook account mein apni Mummy ke naam se ek pyara sa status post karo.

6. Ghar ka saara kaam tum karo, chahe wo jhaadu lagana ho ya khana pakana. Aaj ke din Mummy se zara sa bhi kaam karvaya to seedha narak mein jaaoge.

7. Girlfriend ya Boyfriend ka muh tak mat dekhna aaj, aur uska phone to uthane ki bhool bhi mat karna. Yaad rakho Mother’s day yaani sirf Maa ka din.

8. Mummy Papa ke shadi ki tasveer ko kisi naye andaaz mein frame karvakar chupchap unke kamre mein laga do.

9. Raat ko sote samay apni Mummy se kaho ki wo is duniya ki sabse achhi Mummy hain. Aur unhe jaake apne gale se laga lo.

To bhaktjano ye the kuch aise upaay jinko aapne prayog kiya to samjho aapki Maata ka dil aapne hamesha-hamesha ke liye jeet liya. Aur haan sabhi Maataon ko Dhongi Baba ka Pranaam. :)

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